Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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