11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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