Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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