i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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