I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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