id be glad to
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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