3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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