Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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