Sponge bath it is.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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