I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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