I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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