There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
