The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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