You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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