You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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