i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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