have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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