alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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