I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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