ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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