Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
