i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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