North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
