Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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