who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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