Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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