Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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