been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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