how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Houston, we have a squirter
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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