I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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