I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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