I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
