I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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