We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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