walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
