he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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