Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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