i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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