used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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