I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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