I can tuck mytits in my pants
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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