just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
