READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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