just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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