belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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