So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
