no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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