i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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