Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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