Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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