Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she looked like the before picture.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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