from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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