Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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